Joke Bands
I've gone ahead and put all the bands which are known as a joke (or parody) here,
so they don't have to be on the main list!!! Please note that I won't put a band on here just because I don't like them, or hate their members (etc).
If a band is in this section, it means I have LARGE amounts of proof that the band is a joke/parody!!! Thus, NONE of them will be removed (nor will any info be removed).
Thank you...
AKASHAH: CA 2006- # since the "person" behind this band is also in VEIL and (the fake) XENOPHOBIA, it's probably too obvious who this is... Akashah/demo/2007 # saw it labelled as 2001??? Given who's behind this band it's no shock... Cromleach/demo/2007 Barbarous/cd/2007 [ ] ANTARKTYK: OH 2000- (likely discontinued) # with DROGHEDA members Blizzard Beaks/promo/2000 ASHDAUTAS: CA 2003- # for sure a joke band contrary to some rumors... # band best known for using Kool-Aid instead of real blood in their live shows # has two ex-NOKTURNE members (though both were in that band only for a VERY short time)... As The Vile Must Digress/PromoCD/2004 [Ixiol/self-released] ?/cd/2005 [Ixiol/self-released] ## yes, an anti-ASHDAUTAS compilation exists (was released in summer 2008)!!! BLOODY VICTIM: NV 1998??-2007 # they'll remain here until they take back what they said about the Creativity Movement and the AWF; and stop supporting ASHDAUTAS!!! Unreleased/demo/1999 Bound In Blasphemy/demo/2002 DARKTHULE: CA 2000-2003 as GRANULOSUM, 2003- as DARKTHULE # this band is NOT from Greece!! # actually it's ex-GRANULOSUM (and every person claiming otherwise is actually the person behind this band using other names) Summon Thee/demo/2003 Awakening Of The Ancient Past/demo/2003 ???/demo/2003 [Lone Wulf Media] # has a "Hellenic" title that roughly translates to "I molest plants on the Parthenon" Summon Thee To Awaken The Ancient Past/demo/2004 [Lone Wulf Media] # the first two demos on one tape split with WULFHERE/demo/2004 [Lone Wulf Media] Beyond The Burning Horizon/cd/2004 [Lone Wulf Media] split with HAGALAZ/cd/2004 [Lone Wulf Media] # HAGALAZ appears to be yet another "band" of this individual (not like I care either way)... ## is now claiming the band "moved" to Scotland after several other Greek bands exposed him as not being from there... DESCENSION: MO 1999- # ex-STYGIAN member Storm from the North/demoCD/2000 [MP3.com] Inventing Chaos/CD/2000 [MP3.com] ## did the album on Relapse ever get released??? FUNERAL EVE: NJ 1999-2000, 2001-2001 # yes, they were a joke band (at least according to a former member)... Fuck Norway/demo/1999 Hymns for Hell/demo/1999 Angelfuck/promo/1999 # does this really exist?? War and Fucking Armageddon: Cycle I (Desecration)/demo/2000 Through the Gates of Damnation/mCD/2000 [mp3.com] # all three demos. Necrowolf/EP/2000 [Misanthropik Kult] Abyss-Black Soul Domain/EP/2001 [Misanthropik Kult] # I don't think either of these actually exist (though I could be wrong)... GARGAMEL: MA 1999-??? (disbanded) # no actual releases ever existed... GRANULOSUM: CA 2000-2003, then became DARKTHULE # considered by most to be the biggest "parody" band ever to exist in the USA... # see also WULFHERE, GRIMINGER, ZAHGURIM(ca), DARKTHULE, OCTOBER FOGGY, XENOPHOBIA(ca), OAK, VEIL, AKASHAH, and VALASKJALF. split with ZAHGURIM/demo/2001 [Dead Planet] Tales Of Hatred/cd/2001 [Dead Planet] split with AZEROTH/cd/2001 [Dead Planet] Black Armour Dulgur/cd/2001 [Dead Planet] ## all "new" material after this released as DARKTHULE Hail Norway/cs/2003 [Lone Wulf Media] # some sort of "best of" compilation The Final Stand/cd/2004 [Stellar Winter/Condemned] # another "best of", is there really a point to this?? GRIMINGER: CA 2003-2003 as AHNENERBE, 2003-2006 as GRIMINGER # guess what band this has ties to yet again??? # this is hardly metal, should it even be included?? Paa Evig Viking/demo/2003 [Lone Wulf Media/Condemned] # at least 3 different covers and one re-issue are known to exist Forest of Vikings/cs/2005 [Condemned] # these two were also released on one very limited tape Anthems Of The Anti-Perdition Front/demo/2006 [Condemned] # such an original title, pff (not to mention the "Anti-Perdition Front" does NOT exist!!!!) OAK: CA 2003-??? (disbanded, hopefully) # correct, NOT from Holland!! # yes, it's another WULFHERE project; this one is like DARKTHULE, which he tries to pass off being from another country ## the release recently seen floating around is 100% likely to be another band's material!!! OCTOBER FOGGY: CA 1997-1998 # featuring the mental patient who later formed ZAHGURIM, GRANULOSUM/DARKTHULE, and WULFHERE (etc)... # YES HE WAS BEHIND THIS BAND NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE CLAIMS (the site on MySpace stating otherwise is made BY HIM!!!!!)!!!!! # used actual cooking pots for their "drums" Demo #1/demo/1997 Demo #2//demo/1998 October Foggy/cs/2004 [Axis Power] # bootleg PUMKIVA: OR 2003-2004 # another made-up "internet spoof" band (ie: VAMPIRIC RITUAL) # no releases ever existed (and none were recorded either)... SANHEDRIN: CA 1997-2000 # claimed to be NS but their name is a Hebrew (!!) word... # in fact, their main (likely lone) member was jewish by blood!!! We Are The Only True Black Metal/demo/1997 Sanhedrin SF/demo/1998 White Power/demo/1999 San Francisko National Socialist Kult/demo/1999 SARKOFIKUS NEROX: CA 2004-2005 # not an ASHDAUTAS project as previously mentioned # actually a "spoof" project by members of 2 well-known bands (who asked not to be named here, PERDITION were NOT involved contrary to rumors) who loathe Naeth and made the tape to make fun of him... Rehearsal/demo/2005 [self-released] # not released by Ixiol though the tape says it was (Ixiol is Naeth's label, no matter what anyone claims/believes)... SKIRRHUS: NV 2004-2007 # BLOODY VICTIM members # again, they'll remain here until they take back what they said about the AWF and Creativity Movement!!!! Skirrhus/demo/2004 # also have a full-length on ASHDAUTAS' label Ixiol... ## disbanded after the big-mouth moved to Arizona after being threatened by NV skinheads... SVAROG: NJ 1995-??? (disbanded, I'm sure) # the parody band of Bill Zebub from "The Grimoire Of Exalted Deeds" magazine... Svarog/demo/1996 USHWEIGG: NV 1998-2001? The Black Legions Of Ushweigg/demo/1998 Rehearsal/demo/1999 # more demos exist, I think (if I ever find out I'll post them) VALASKJALF: CA 2003-??? as VALHALLIAN, ???-2005 as VALASKJALF # correct, this is another fake WULFHERE project, not a PANTHEON project (not like I care either way) ## none of their releases ever existed at all... VAMPIRIC RITUAL: CA 2002-2003 as VLEDVOTSA, 2003-2003 as VAMPIRIC RITUAL # a "spoof" band that was made up as a big internet joke... ## yes, by someone w/ties to WULFHERE/etc (contrary to what some "kvlt" kiddies claim)... ## no releases ever existed(as none were actually recorded)... VEIL: CA 2005- # correct, it's yet another WULFHERE-related project!! # nobody from (the true) XENOPHOBIA is in this band; the only XENOPHOBIA this is connected to is the one from CA (see below)!!! Dolor/demo/2005 [Lone Wulf Media/Terrorwolfe] # later re-issued on cd ## now claims the band "moved" to Russia (!!) after numerous people in both Wisconsin and Minnesota exposed the fact that he wasn't really from either state in several message boards... WULFHERE: CA 2003-2006 # this band is basically ex-ZAHGURIM (I'm sure nothing else needs to be said)... # claimed several times it existed since 1990, which is of course total bullshit!!! Rising Tides/promo/2003 [Lone Wulf Media] # the vocalist on this release "Roman" is NOT a real person (it's actually the guy behind the industrial band ELECTRICAL WINTER) no matter what anyone claims... split with DARKTHULE/demo/2004 [Lone Wulf Media] split with WARAGE/cd/2004 [Lone Wulf Media/Condemned/Desastrious] ?/cd/2004 [Lone Wulf Media/Condemned] ## it appears he finally killed off this silly project (and his pathetic joke label Condemned Records), unfortunatley most of his other bands are still alive staining the underground... ## I do think WULFHERE became AKASHAH (at least it looks that way)... XENOPHOBIA: CA 2005- # aka "the FAKE" XENOPHOBIA # another WULFHERE/DARK THULE/etc project, which he attempts to "pass off" as the (now defunct) Illinois-based band (yet all it's past members are locked up) split with DREADMOON/demo/2006 [Terrorwolfe/Lone Wulf Media] # yes, he managed to trick DREADMOON into believing he's Warhead... ## DREADMOON now disown this release after finding out they did a split with an arab-American... Reclaiming Celtic Glory/cd/2006 [Terrorwolfe] # I don't think it can be any more obvious who recorded this!!! ## several splits supposedly in the making w/his other projects (ie: DARKTHULE, VEIL, etc) ZAHGURIM: CA 1998-1998 as ABBATOIR, 1998-1999 as SIAS, 1999-2003 as ZAHGURIM (then became WULFHERE, more-or-less) # probably no comments are needed... Funeral Lust/demo/1998 # as ABBATOIR Mecca Rise/demo/1999 # pro-Muslim here (so much for him always being "NS", ha ha)!!! Under A Bloodfilled Moon/demo/1999 «split with GRANULOSUM»/demo/2001 [Dead Planet] ## everything after this released as WULFHERE, more-or-less...
