How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

MmmMMmMMMmmPPpppHHhhhSSssshhHHH....: 2
WooHa?: 0
Hummina.: 0
?????????: 0
*is confused*: 0
5 pints. Wait... that's beer.: 5
pi cords.: 1
-8 tons: 2
My bottom iches :/: 3
....yip.: 1