Herein there are only three of six characters created for the Comic-that-never-was.

There is the Main Character:

Jay Lords,
The Unobsessive Obsessive. That which he loves he loves. That which he hates he hates. That which is neither of these is irrelevant... and yet he passes as normal. He is oblivious to all that is not blatantly placed in front of him adorned with neon lights... and has a penchant for rolling snake-eyes with omni-sided dice. Little more needs be said about this... hero.

Then there is

Lara Beau
The only oh so slightly goth and punk potential girlfried of our hero. Of course, he is oblivious to her advances for he never expects nere would have expected such t hings. Despite this she still likes the poor fool.

Finaly there be

Nijle Nine-Dice
Enigmatic if highly eccentric and erostotic GM for the troupe that resides within Creekside. He plays the part of the wizend and greatly experienced master and teacher to the rest. Far more aged (a solid 24 to their jovial 18's and 20's) and of course worldly... even if said world happens to be Middle-Earth... than the others he is the totem to which the others seek guidance.