Standard Fare

And as an ev’ning dragon came,
Assailant on the perched roosts
And nests in order rang’d
Of tame villatic fowl.
-- Samson Agonistes Line 1692, John Milton

Sixth Interview: DragonFang
DragonFang is a long-time chatter and FPL patron who has earned the respect and admiration of many. While not a prolific creator, he's been behind the scenes helping many of the well-known plots and characters come to life. He's also the head programming honcho of an exciting new Project (still under development) called "Heisen".

Abdiel
thanks for taking some time this evening to answer a few questions DF.
DragonFang
no problem
ThreeDark
No Problem my arse. I hadda sit in the room with Hexxy and the Tea while you two Rested your Buns playing StarFrappe
DragoonT elbows Hexx 'Lets ignore the fact that we clubbed him in the back of the head and tied him to the chair for this Interview'
Abdiel
standard issue first question: which of your characters do you feel is your "greatest success", and why?
DragonFang
well... hard to say, there is of course Hand of Justice, my only character to make it to the Main Event. However, HoJ is my LEAST favorite character
ThreeDark
Bwaa
DragonFang
so, I'd probably have to say GrimSpire was my greatest, just becuase I have (non-fpl) plans for it.
ThreeDark
It blew up
Abdiel
heh
Marksman
I didn't have this many people for my interview
Abdiel
What about Grimspire made him the best success for you? What about his writing, his victory record, IC involvement, and such, etc etc.
ThreeDark tells everyone to Ignore Abby, this is "The Guys Bug Sam" Night.
Abdiel weeps
ThreeDark patpats Abby
DragonFang
Well, not so much victory record, nor writing, but idea.
Abdiel
Elaborate?
DragonFang
GS is the only character I've really felt attached too. That I really truly wanted to do more with. Outside the FPL. I've had other char's in the FPL I really liked, but none that I really wanted to exist outside of it. GrimSpire, (my second character btw) has managed to keep my imagination working on it sense I first made him.
ThreeDark
Grimrot!
DragoonT
Can We Expect a New Version of him Anytime soon Sam?
DragonFang
Well, it depends, I do have a bit of a backlog in the character department. But I'm not really all that active at the moment, and I've got a couple of other characters that are going before I think of doing another GrimSpire. Editor's note: too late!
ThreeDark
Sam is busy elsewhere.
Marksman
Sam, I saw your wife the other day.
DragonFang
Oh yeah?
Abdiel sighs
Marksman
She sure is UGLY
DragonFang
yeah, but she sure can cook though
Marksman
I could only hope
DragonFang
~_~
Marksman is done
Abdiel
What are some of your favorite IC storyarcs in the FPL thusfar? Any plans to participate in any in the future?
DragonFang
Ah, well... honestly, I don't really pay attention to the FPL's IC elements very much.
Marksman
But the death of Whisper moved him to his core
ThreeDark bops Jono
DragonFang
Actually, I only pay attention to the COMING becuase Josh forces me to at gun point, and Apoc cuase I need to check up on the characters of mine that Darth is using.
Abdiel
what is your opinion of the COMING as a whole, and Sam's place in it? What are your future plans for Sam?
DragonFang
well, I enjoy the COMING, partly becuase I'm part of it, and becuase we goof around a _lot_ while writing for it. As far as Sam... well, Sam is dead.
ThreeDark
Yay for the Goofyness - YAY! Dead Sam!
DragonFang
Sam will be back... in a sense :)
DragoonT
That won't stop us from Using his corpse for our....Experiments..
DragonFang
(possibly not OC though)
DragoonT
You mentioned Earlier that you haven't been active much in the AOC. Reasons?
DragonFang
Well, I work full time, and I've got a full time GF, and I've got other hobbies as well (most recent is 3D modeling, god that's addictive). Then of course, there is my own game I'm making Heisen, which takes up a good portion of time as well. All in all, I don't really pay a lot of attention to the AoC
ThreeDark
(insert shameless plug here)
Abdiel
What can you tell us about Heisen?
DragonFang grins
ThreeDark
NOOOO!
Abdiel
in SHORT
ThreeDark
You asked the FORBIDDEN QUESTION! He will now rely on us to answer forhim!
Abdiel
no, he's going to give a brief summary
DragonFang
Alright, well, Heisen is much like the AoC. However, rather than being set in an 'anything goes' enviroment, it's set up more like an RPG. More, I can not say at this time :)
Abdiel
see?
ThreeDark
Liar. You can say alot more. You're just making me look stupid.
DragonFang
*grins* But I wont - more will be said when Chad stops slacking
Abdiel
oookay, so, speaking of projects you're working on, do you have any future plans for characters?
DragonFang
yeah, actually I do. Possibly none of which will ever see the light of day.
ThreeDark
CYNS!
Abdiel
any examples you'd like to share?
DragonFang
Well I plan on redoing one of my old characters Grimrot. He was, well 'me' kinda, he was a real Khazanian who pretended to be a 'player' in the FPL... went along sorta with the first COMING. He'll be redone a bit different this time though.
ThreeDark
Wheee!
Abdiel
What do you think distinguishes a truly "great" character from a "good" one
Marksman
A good bribe
ThreeDark
Making sure nobody can FA you.
DragonFang
Nothing. A 'great' characters is generaly just a 'good' character that more people like better.
Marksman
Dangit, I should have put that for my answer
Abdiel
Can you give us an example for each?
DragonFang
Alright, a 'great' would be Lord Apathy. He was rather popular at the time. But, I didn't honestly think he was all that hot. A 'good' character that I rather liked, was err, well I can't recall the name. *needs caffine to think*
DragoonT
Sam..Where and When did the whole Newbie-Eating bit Start?
DragonFang
Ah... honestly tony I don't have a clue how that started. It just did, and I've been known as the eater of newbies for a very long time it seems.
Abdiel
Do you enjoy your role, or do you think it's overplayed by others?
DragonFang
Yeah, I enjoy it, I find it kinda amusing, 'cause I'm not generaly that mean to newbs unless they're annoying.
Marksman
Sam, do you remember when you were my pet newbie? Back when you went by Grimrot and first appeared.
DragonFang
Yeah Jono, I remember
Marksman
Aren't you glad I'm such a great guy?
Marksman throws the hard hitting questions
DragonFang
lol, that's why you're coming to my wedding right?
Marksman
I'm coming so I can sing to your wife to be and prove I can sing better than Ewan McGregor
DragonFang
lol, yeah yeah :P
Marksman
That, and I WILL be the Best Man if I have to slaughter the other candidates to do so
Abdiel
So, as the official Newbie Eater, do you have any advice for the newbies of the FPL in terms of character creation or chatroom behaviour?
DragonFang laughs
Marksman
Suck up to Marksman
DragonFang
Yeah, as far as chat goes, don't get on peoples nerves (okay that's fairly basic). Don't whine and such to the vets as they aren't there to fulfill your every whim.
Abdiel
Any advice on how to make effective/popular characters?
DragonFang
As far as creation goes, try to be imaginative. Don't try and cut and paste someone else's idea, unless you can put a new spin on it. Also, I generaly find bribing the vets with $20's works wonders. :)
Abdiel
Let's hear your FPL Top 3 characters, all time.
Marksman waits for the magic "Whisper, Thor, Xerathis" triangle
ThreeDark hits Jono three times for good measure
DragonFang
'Ight, well Forté is one of them. He's probably one of my favs ever to come through. Stumpbot would be another, just becuase just the idea of him makes me laugh, no matter how many times I read him.
DragonFang
and the third, would have to be ............. just because, well, I dunno how that got in the list. Must be a mistake or something.
ThreeDark kills Sam for mentioning the Cheetah Killer
Abdiel
What are your thoughts on the graphics program known as "HeroMachine"?
DragonFang
HeroMachine is alright. It dosn't make "great" graphics. But some of us would rather do their own art, than take anime pictures, and are unable to actually draw.
Abdiel
what do you think of Serge's last change to the system allowing all copyrighted images to be submitted?
ThreeDark
Damn that Simpson man for making a fuss.
Marksman
I'd just like to add that I will never vote for a character with a picture I know is well known ala Batman/Superman/X-Men
DragonFang
Well, I personaly don't mind it. I think the _reason_ for having to do so was lame, and if I find out who caused it I'll drop them off a very very tall building or....(insert other forms of turture here)... but it dosn't really bother me any. I prefer it to having no gfx et al.
Abdiel
What do you think of accusations of elitism in the FPL?
DragonFang
It exists most definatly.
Abdiel
is it a bad thing, a necessary thing...
DragonFang
Well... I wouldn't say it's a bad thing. It definatly makes it harder for a newb to earn a place in the FPL. But, it also makes that victory that much more sweet when they do.
Abdiel
If there was one thing you could change about the FPL/AoC, what would it be?
Marksman
Me being in it probably :)
Abdiel
other than changing it to Heisen ~_~
DragonFang
-_-!
DragonFang bops abby
DragonFang
NO READING MY MIND! j/k
Abdiel
heh
DragonFang
Well, i dunno that I'd really want to change it. I guess if I had to, I'd bring back the icons on the message board. I miss them :(
Abdiel
Any Dream matches you wish would take place between favorite characters?
DragonFang
Yeah, GrimSpire and Great Wall of Carnage
DragonFang just wants to see two buildings go at it
Abdiel
do you have any thoughts on the FPL as a whole, its place in your life, its meaning to you personally, etc?
DragonFang
Well, I think it's a great game, it's fueled my creativity for a long time. And (okay, I'm not going to explain this, and it'll sound weird, but) I can honestly say with out the FPL I would never have met my gf.
Abdiel
So, will you try green eggs and ham?
DragonFang kills abby
Abdiel collapses
Abdiel
So, who's the man?
DragonFang
Josh, he's making me a T
Abdiel
If you could off someone, anyone in the world, and get away with it, who would it be?
DragonFang
only one? ... only ONE?
Mack the Knife
heh...
DragonFang
ONLY one?
Abdiel
yes, sorry, just one
DragonFang sighs
ThreeDark
Une.
Mack_the_Knife notes that's not the first time someone made that response, hehe
DragonFang
ah, hang on, let me check my list....
DragonFang
Yeah, I'd have to say my 7th grade english teacher
DragonFang mumbles something under his breath
Marksman
Sam, help a bud out - Have it be the boyfriend of that one girl you met in summer school
Abdiel
So, will it be door #1, or door #2, Sam?
DragonFang
what's behind them?
Abdiel fwaps Sam, ya cant tell, thats the point
DragonFang
ah, the one on the left
Abdiel
alright then
Abdiel opens door
DragonFang runs for exit
Abdiel
And it appears you've won... a year's supply of grilled newbie! Congratulations.
DragonFang
ah? oooooo, NEWBIE MEAT!
ThreeDark
Is it Patte?
DragonFang gulps them all down in one bite
DragonFang
that was a years supply?
ThreeDark
Nothin says Lovin like Fresh Roasted Oni!
DragonFang flicks his tail around
ThreeDark
We do Chaos Right!
Abdiel
Alrighty then, last work is yours, Sam.
DragonFang
Demon.

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