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"Nec sum adeo informis. I saw myself recently, reflected in the waters along the shore, when the sea was calm."
-- Virgil

Fourth Interview: Bryn
Bryn is a "mostly retired" FPL veteran who had many a success, including multiple ME wins, in his day. His characters distinguish themselves through their delicate fatalism, brusque treatment of sex and death, and a kind of dark elegance provided by Bryn's unique writing style. He will be missed as a creator, but not as a friend. Let's all hope he comes back to create for the FPL soon.

Abdiel
velcommen, thanks for finally getting time to come answer a few questions, Bryn
* Bryn straightens his respectable tie, flashes eloquent smile to the crowd.
Bryn
No problem..
Abdiel
Alright, standard first question: which of your characters do you feel has been your "greatest success" and why?
Bryn
Definitely Bob. By far the epitome of my FPL writing, and my most original concept I think...even if it was called a Nightmare Before Christmas rip-off. You know who you are. *ominous glare*
Abdiel
What was your process in making Bob, and what were your inspirations in creating the character/story?
Bryn
Well...I was watching Nightmare Before Christmas..*ahem* and it merely developed from there. I believe it started with thinking how incredibly cool Jack would work as a character picture. It developed from there...the idea the movie presents of.. tangible characters for these intangible things in our lives...stuff like that.. Was rather quickly made I think. Only took about a week..
Abdiel
I guess the question burning in everyone's mind is... will you be returning to the FPL?
Bryn
Don't know, hombre. Social life is rather full force currently, love and tension.. all that. Very Shakespearean. And I'm supposed to actually do well in school this year...though considering I haven't done any of my first work homework, that's looking dismal. But if I do decide to officially retire, I'll probably do one last character...to please my housewife Hexxy.
Mack_the_Knife
Heh
Abdiel
Housewife?
Bryn
Don't ask Monsieur Reporter, it'll only lead to tales of kinky sex involving aprons..
* Abdiel takes a few steps back
* Bryn does an AE special.
Abdiel
So... what are your opinions of "teams" in the FPL? Care to discuss any of the group projects or joint characters you've been involved with throughout the course of your career?
Bryn
We're talking unofficial teams here?
Abdiel
Any kind
Bryn
I think they're a great thing FPL-wise. Very communal and usually the result of a bunch of friends sitting in a chatroom brainstorming, for hour upon hour. Most of them only get done because of everyone in the group "motivating" each other. You feel a sort of responsibility, and you actually end up getting characters done, if you're a lethargic creator like myself. Personally, I've been involved in let's see..the whole Ryuketsu/Uhei thing, though little was written about that.. The Crusade...that brought me to fame. One of my characters I get nostalgic about, Kyoko, came from that..
Abdiel
What about the "Guardians"?
Bryn
Yeah, definitely. That was a good time. Mucho behind the scenes scheming, generally fun characters, even if they were serious. And I never pass up the chance to have my character raped to death...not that we ever did that.. Jembres came out of that though. He did pretty good I suppose. Little..reflection of myself in him. My cynicism I suppose.
* Mack_the_Knife whistles nonchalantly
Bryn
I enjoy him, though I don't think he's my best attempt.
Abdiel
Do you think the FPL is an "old boys club"? Meaning, do you think that Elitism is a problem?
Mack_the_Knife
There is no elitism Comrade Abdiel. Report to correctional facility 12 for reprogramming.
DragonFang
heheh :)
* Darth Maxx dispatches the Secret Police to collect Abby.
Mack_the_Knife
Ingest only food supplement 72 but not 73b, except on Tuesdays when you are allowed to go to potty
Bryn
I'm biased on the elitism thing, because I'm rather fond of elitism, despite my political views being the opposite. I think the separation will be there even if it's unspoken. 'tis just normal social interaction.
Abdiel
What, to you, separates a merely "good" character from a truly "great" one?
* Bryn gently taps at his binary cigar.
Bryn
Ah, hrm..good question. I think it just has to strike a certain chord with me. Obviously good writing is a priority. I often enjoy a sort of quirky sense about characters, something not quite right...or merely a well done character. Not sure exactly. Tough question. Anything that gives me a headache is usually good.. The complex sort of headache.
Abdiel
Does it have more to do with the story, or the way that it's told - in your opinion, that is? ;)
* Mack_the_Knife makes Bryn mention lots of names so Abby has to link to all of them
Abdiel
NO!
DragonFang
MWAHAHAHAHA!
* Abdiel kickeths Mack
* Mack_the_Knife makes Bryn mention who rapes Jem and all yon fav chars and such
Mack_the_Knife
heh, 0wi3...
Bryn
Ah, I think that's subjective to the character. It can succeed either way. Sometimes the simplest of stories can be told brilliantly. Sometimes the most complex stories can be mundane in presentation...but...just to please the crowd... Forte, Devyn, Guy Who Rapes Jem Who's Name's Escaping My Horrid Memory At the Moment, Alexander Young, Aleister Michaels, et cetera.
Mack_the_Knife
Sacriel, heh
Bryn
I can say that my favourite creators are among us currently, those being Mack, Seryph, Maxx, DF and even yourself Mr. Abdiel. Certainly the first two though. Definitely highly respected in my eyes. Many hours spent plotting with them...more props to Pie and 3D as well, both great guys and amazing creators.
Abdiel
Thank you.
Bryn
I respect how stubborn Maxx is too, what with his 300-odd pages of Apocalyptic mayhem..
* Darth Maxx nods too. Thanks.
DragonFang
w000t! Heehee, we all gave him $100
Abdiel
Speaking of the Apoc, what are your views on the FPL's IC element? What do you enjoy in a story? How do you go about writing them yourself? any favorite IC incidents/story arcs?
Bryn
Personally, I consider the IC element more important than the fights. But that's because I'm an artiste. I like stories that engage me. But I don't write them myself mon frere. The most I've written before was 3 pages.. Favourite IC incidents? Hmm. Perhaps the Apocalypse chapter where Bryn Shima was the focal point. It was masturbatory. Definitely some moments from The Crusade.. There was some nice Kyoko/Devyn sexual tension there. I'm so self-absorbed.
Mack_the_Knife
heh, aren't we all...
Abdiel
Nothing wrong with that. I know you're a master RPer... is there any way you can think of to further incorporate this mode of expression into the FPL?
Bryn
I think a FFRP (free form roleplay) version of the FPL could be quite enjoyable for people. Though most attempts to do so have devolved to fighting..
Mack_the_Knife
And twinking...
Bryn
It can be incorporated into IC writing. A fic I once wrote with Hexx, when Aleister and Alexander first joined the SLJ (definitely one of my favourite IC moments, for that note), was done pretty much in the form of FFRP..writing paragraphs back and forth..I think it's an effective group writing method. Just choose an editor.
Abdiel
Is there any advice you'd like to give to newbies trying to make their first successful char in the FPL?
Bryn
Definitely.. Go out of your way to piss people off, as well make horrible character after horrible character. Then make friends with powerful people, make a decent character, and get sudden respect. They'll all forget about the old you in the end. Trust me. It worked for me.
Mack_the_Knife
heheh
Bryn
(read: Boner The Stoner)
Landon
Ah yes. Bryn was my pet project. To take a hated newbie and turn him into a respected player. Sorta like My Fair Lady and Pygmalion
Mack_the_Knife
heh, There ARE no pet projects Comrade Landon
Bryn
And debate every point with them, like how they're censoring your character about a hallucinating stoner with bad spelling!
Abdiel
what, in your opinion, is the best little we're not experiencing?
game/book/movie/CD/etc
* Bryn is almost as eloquent as Mr.T. Almost.
Bryn
Oh, umm.. Hmm. Invisible Monsters by Chuch Palahniuk. Think Fight Club, except with girls, and cooler.. But on the note of Invisible Monsters, the two main characters are a model with the bottom of her jaw blown off and a drag queen. You just can't go wrong.
And FFRP. Though I horde that to myself, and my secret identity..
Abdiel
Anything/Anyone else you want to plug while you're here?
Bryn
Umm..I'd like to plug The Seventh Seal. Kick ass Swedish movie from the 50s. Ingmar Bergman rocks my booty. And the band Neutral Milk Hotel. Oh no wait..even better. Nick Drake. Folk God. He rocks my booty around the world in 80 days.
Mack_the_Knife
Any dream matches you'd like to see?
Bryn
Dream matches..hmm..Hunters Inc. vs Slayers Corp! Mwaa. If only I had the will..
Abdiel
if you could change one thing about the FPL, what would it be? If we could manage it, what could we do to convince you to make a full comeback?
Bryn
One thing about the FPL...hmm. I'd get rid of the people I don't like. But alas, 'tis unfair. Don't know what you could do...I'm sure it would involve Kogals though.
Mack_the_Knife
And any underappreciated chars in your view?
Bryn
Underappreciated...hrm. My memories horrible as of late...must think of some...anything by Pie.
He put out constant quality and got little success.
Abdiel
If you could eliminate one person in the world and get away with it, who would it be?
Bryn
Only one? Hrm. Probably someone from school..but for these purposes...you! So I could move in on that sister of yours..*remembers his real life love*. Ahem. Nevahmind.
Mack_the_Knife
heh
Bryn
Or Regis Philbin. Damn him and his help in destroying the Clerks cartoon.
* Mack_the_Knife expected Kathy Lee actually...
Abdiel
Who wins - Perversion or Purity?
Mack_the_Knife
Pure Perversion? heh...
Bryn
Hmm. Though I'm one of the legendary three perverts, I must say purity right now. As I'm in a soppy mood.
Abdiel
Would you know my name, if I saw you in heaven?
Bryn
Yeah, probably. Though I might beat you up and steal your lunch money.
Abdiel
Finally, is there anything you'd like to say to the FPL at large? Any words of wisdom to impart?
* Mack_the_Knife tells Bryn to tell people to vote for me, heheheh
Abdiel
And it better not be "I did not have sexual relations with that Penguin"
Bryn
Words of wisdom eh? I've always been told I'm wise. Hrm. Yeah, vote for Mack. Though I swear I didn't have sexual relations with that Penguin... But hmm..words at large..
Mack_the_Knife
heh
Bryn
Keep on rocking in the free world. Taco Bell, make a run for the border.. Oh and listen to Radiohead. Forgot to plug them earlier. It'll do you good.
* Mack_the_Knife somehow knew the word Rockin' would be there
Darth Maxx
"I did not have rockin' sexual relations with that penguin?"
Abdiel
alright, Bryn, we know its your bedtime, so we'll let you off the hook. Keep kicking ass and taking names, regardless of whether you come back to the fold or not. ;)
Bryn
Hey, I'm only going to bed because my mother has lost her mind.. But I'll tell you this much. I rocked that Penguin's world.
Landon
Quack
Bryn
uNF.

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