Inception: A Contest of Champions




"Ave Caesar!
Morituri te salutant!"

-Salute given by Gladiators before a fight.
Literally Translated-
"Hail Caesar! We who are about to die,
Salute you!"

When it came, it came suddenly, across the mutliverse, anywhere and everywhere universal and dimensional transit was practiced, wheter by science or by the infinite vicissitudes known commonly as "magic". It was proclaimed by sandwich-board prophets, thier slogans mysteriously changed, by posters, by electronic mail, by heralds and town criers. SOothsayers glanced into the depths of cloudy crystal, and Saw it. Upon distant worlds made entirely of crystal, subtle fluctuations of light and time carried the news to fifth-dimensional entities. Billboards on Earth-like worlds went to sleep advertizing Wild Turkey whiskey, Weber grilles, Macintosh computers, and awoke with something new and entirely more interesting upon their faces.

The Contest of Champions
][
Khazan Arena
Call 1-800-CONTEST for tickets.



Everywhere, the response was overwhelming: Businessmen found their cell phones suddenly and inexplicably in their hands, ArchMagi spelled their way straight through the transdimensional ley lines to the Sorcery Interface/Database of KOMBG's marketing division. It was a good thing the KOMBg board had agreed to lease their telemarketing service to the JLA, over the next couple days; anything less than the ctotal resources of the largest corporation in All Realities would have shattered under the massive amoutns of ticket requests recived in the first hour after the hypothetical gates opened.

Khazan Arena itself had unlimited seating, of course, stretching the laws of space and time (or perhaps redifining them) to fit as many people as needed, playing with the variables of light, time, and distance to enure that all had a perfect view. What it did not perovide, however, was living space.

Before the first day was out, every hotel in Khazan, right down to Crazy Bob's Volcanic Island Skeete rPark, was packed, as were all the rooms available for star systems in every direction. By the second nightfall, Dollarcorp had made 1.27 Trillion Khazan dollars by letting out square meters of floor space in a few of their unused stretched-reality storage sheds. When the first week of ticket sales ended, every hotel in the universe of Khazan proper, and any universe within .002 probability factors, was booked.

Hotel and transdimensional transport stocks on the Khazan Stock Exchange doubled in price; telephone companies found their switchboards burning out, and restaraunts throughout Khazan city conveniently tripled their prices.

Not only did the rank and file arrive, but so too did the true upper crust, the highest echelon of ten million and more universes. Men and women who bouth and sold entire systems exercised their membership privelages at the Khazan Hilton, smiling faintly at the receptionist's amazed expression as they tosses away the million dollars Khazan necessary to summon their pocket-dimensional room and link it to the Members-Only Door, in reality a miniature portal designed to take the invoker to any one of a theoreticall infinite number of lavishly decorated suites, scattered throughout the thick subquantum space of the Nexus of all Realities. They arrived slowly, taking their time, wearing suits, dresses, and other garb, any one piece of which could be worth the GNP of an entire coutnry. Men came with girls on their arm, women with boys, the deadly aura of all-too-visible security surrounding them both. No two came paired, male to female; it was too early as yet, the delicate, thrilling game of seduction and temptation was one to be savored, not nipped in the bud.

They came in stretch limosines, in repulsor craft, through dimensional rifts and helecoptors, materializing from thin air or falling gracefuly, with no apparent means of support, out of the night sky itslef. They came silently, and that silence was marked with discomfort by worlds beyond human comprehension; they came whistling tunes that became instant hits across galaxies.

Lester William DuLupin LaCroix XVIII, lord of a transdimensional shipping industry that supplied fully a seventh of the heavily industrialized cosmos, arrived wearing a suit from an unknown tailor on a backwater palanet, accompanied by a similarly unknown, but stunningly beautiful girl wearing a dress made of flowing silver and red ribbons and nothing else, the ribbons somehow always contriving to concceal that which the male reporters clogging the sidewalk most wanted them to reveal. The tailor became an instant star, and by the end of the week was so rich he bought three factories to make his clothes and a planet to store them on. The dress, discarded in the throes of passion not tne minutes after they checked in to Lester's suite, became an instant fashion icon, worn by the wives of mere trillionaires across several universes. The girl herself, in the little free time she had the next morning between giggling, squirming with pleasure, and groaning with lust, signed a $6 Billion Khazan recording contract, a book deal, three motion picture agreements, and two holies. She became an instant stalker target, and (again, in the slender time she had away from Lester's bed) had to switch to an unlisted e-address.

They came looking for fine, for excitement, for pleasure, for pain, from nearby and far away, from species humanoid and alien. One way or another, they came. Khazan shuddered softly at their approach.

*



Oblivious to the furor over the newly-announced Contest of Champions, a man walked the streets of Lowtown, softly whistling to himself. He walked with a slight spring in his step, despite his recent defeat. In his arms, he held mounds of clothes, old and new, picked up at random thrift shops all around the city. Children young and old, beggars who lacked the strength to stand, shoved against each other to get close to him, this gullible stranger with clothes and cash. It was enough to make his slender mouth crack a smile. How ironic, he was actually doing good for a change.

The individual who had contacted him had given quite exacting instructions, of course. His smile, so seldom seen on that dark plane of a face, widened another fraction of an inch. Defeat had been painful, humiliating. To cut wide a swath of terror over hundreds of worlds, only to be stopped by a pathetic human HERE, at the very gateway to all realities! But, the stranger had promised a way around all that. And all he needed to do, was something he did normally. The power he would recieve, on the other hand.... Enough to make any defeat worth his while.

Sifting through the pile of clothes, he selected an old, not-quite threadbare red cloak and dropped it into the lap of a dejected old bum sitting on the side of the road. "Here you go, old father."

"Creator's blessings on you, Son."

He laughed. That was rich. Creator's blessings, when he had been created to be nothing but an abomination, a scourge to be hunted and destroyed in the name of power. Blessings indeed! Noting the old man's concerned expression, he dropped a One Khazan Dollar gold piece atop the cloak. Suspicion vanished in a heartbeat, along with the gold, and the man continued on. A young boy looked like he could need some gloves. On the way, he threw ahandfull of coppers to the road, watching the detrius of society scramble to gra b them up. An amused light twinkled deep inside his eyes.

John Doe walked on. As he left, the beggar with the new, red cloak began to cough.

*



As Khazan adjusted to the massive influx of tourists, and the Upper Crust settled into their suites, the social scene began to bloom. Like any organism, the delicate lace of parties and dances, pot-luck dinners and power luncheons that form the social life of any city thrive on one type of food or another. In Berlin, during World War II, parties, like so much else, thrived on warfare. In Khazan, it flourished in chaos.

Social klatches formed between floors, hotels, forced roommates. Men and women met at tea, in stores, at dance clubs, relationships flowering brillaintly, wilting, and dying off all in the same evening. The financial nobility at the Khazan Hilton met in skirmishes at the front desk, over coffee, in the halls. Before the first day was out, many had discarded their original partners, playthings and toys brought from home. For them, the game was now to begin in earnest, seduction and counter-seduction on a level undreamed of by anyone in history. In the sex game, there were no formal rules, but thousands of variations: ninety-two hundred variant forms of kissing between humans alone, not counting the thousands of lesser modifications. Seventeen thousand ways of touching hands, forearms, shoulders. Blue blood pounded with the thrill of chasing and being chased, when the game had yet to truly begin.

The first blast of the hunter's horn came in the form of invitations, small, printed on actual wood pulp paper with natural gold and silver ink, rather than one of the countless thousands of replication techniques mastered by societies throughout the cosmos. They were, outside of that, quite simple, bearing words calligraphed in a delicate, artful hand. Those versed in things of quality (and all those who recieved the invitations, of course, were) spotted the subtle signs that the messages had been inscribed by hand, rather than with a printer or engraving machine. That only drew their attention closer to the message itself.

"The Khazan Hilton, Representing the Interests
of

One Mister Lester William DuLupin LaCroix XVIII
cordially invites you to
a Grand Ball
To be held at the Nexus Ballroom
Two blocks west of the Arena.
RSVP"



The first move had been made. With eager hands, they reached for phones and pagers. The hunt was on.

*



Stell relaxed in the SLJ lounge. She had hoped to avoid all the mucking about with super-teams that seemed to grab every otherwise-normal extraplanar being in the Greater Khazan area, but, as it turned out, there simply were no rooms to be had. She didn't have the background to purchase a room at the Hilton, so it was a superteam's bunk, the one sleeping place on the entire planet that couldn't be bought out, or nothing, and the other options available to her were... tasteless.

With a slim smile on her round face, she leaned back in one of the SLJ's black nauguahide sofas, nursing an hour-old glass of red wine. A red, one-piece dress hugged her slender, lush figure, light gleaming off of creases in the delicate silk fabric. The jeans, t-shirt, and leather jacket that formed her outer wear were now folded up near her bed in the snug, cozy dormitory. Her feet were bare, legs gleaming. Sometimes, she reflected, it was best just to forget about the outside world for a little while.

Even so, no matter how she tried to forget about her current troubles and immerse herself in the heady taste of the wine, in the soft embrace of the faux-leather, in the lightly flowered aroma of SLJheadquarters, the situation galled her. She thought, after all that time, that she had made her peace with the world, and with herself. No matter what was said about her, she persisted, lived, loved. Her other self, that which stretched beyond the mortal, had lain untouched for so long, she had forgotten about it.

Well, that was a mistruth. There was no way to forget It hurt still, aeons later, long after... She shied away from the memory. No use, dwelling on wounds old, and others even older.

It had been nice to see Sam, though. For a moment, she had thought-

She shook her head sharply. What was so entrancing about Paradise, anyway? The very idea of the way the place used to be, the way she was quite positive it was still run, was abhorrent to her. There was every logical reason for her not to want to go back, and yet, once in a millenia...

In a second, she was on her feet, padding across the bare, cold floor towards the elevator. Her fingers trembled as she keyed for the roof. She was not supposed to be doing this. She hadn't for years, for centuries, and yet her feet planted themselves, one in front of the other. The elevator doors opened, she stepped inside, and they closed behind her like the mouth of a metal beast. She made no move to stop them, kept her hands by her sides, face straight, mouth set in a determined expression. Muscles twitched nervously beneath her skin.

The elevator slowed to a stop, the LCD display atop the doors gleaming: "
ROOF". Twin metal doors slid open, and Stell stepped out.

Cold wind whistled over the bare concrete platform of the SLJ skyscraper. At this height, even the most gentle of breezes was amplified by the rotation of the planet Khazan itself, pressing the already-tight dress close around Stell's body as her feet planted themselves upon the concrete platform. The helicoptor pad was empty, moonlight gleaming on the old, red paint of the circle and crosshairs. Boxes of equipment lay scattered about, discarded. Discolored portions of the concrete showed where the Headquarters' self-healing materials had re-bonded after an attack, perhaps years ago now.

She didn't care about any of that. Head straight, eyes gleaming with a secret flame, she walked up to the edge of the building and glanced down. Far below her, the street pattern of Khazan was a crosshatching network of gleaming ribbons, strips and rivers of flowing light. Even from this height, she imagined she could make out the specks of individual people walking down the sidewalk, pausing for a moment to talk to one another, engaging in all the vagaries, the minute dances of human existance.

She looked up. Stars shone overhead, distant pinpricks, cold, aloof, and unreachable. A hard swallow wracked her body.

Stell shrugged her shoulders, twisting out of the spaghetti-straps, and in an instant, the dress sloughed off her skin, landing in an expensive, red heap on the ground. She stepped out of it, then kicked the fabric off of the edge. It tumbled slowly, born up by the waves of heat rising from below, before a gust of wind caught it and it tumbled away, out of sight and out of mind. Her underwear followed it a second later. Cold, cutting wind assailed her skin, chilling it from flesh-toned to the deep, cold color of white marble.

For a single moment that seemed to stretch on into eternity, she stood there, hugging her shoulders, face set as if waiting for something. Perhaps she waited for her own courage.

Then, with startling suddennes, she threw her arms wide, head thrown back to the sky, eyes open and staring at the distant lights.

Delicately shaped muscles all up and down her back twitched and quivered, shoulders rolling. Beads of sweat formed all up and down the length her skin, despite the chilling, knife-edged air. Her eyes narrowed, focusing, straining...

Her back flowed, rippled, bulged...

Light shrouded the world as wings ripped from her shoulders, soft and glowing, made not out of feathers, but out of pure light, pulsing with the power of some distant, universal heart that transcended mere flesh and bone. They shone with a brilliance to dim all other lights into obscurity, to blind any mortal eyes who should behold them. Stell's mouth opened wide in beatific rapture, legs trembling at the surpassing glory that flowed through her. She felt delicate, a slender, shadowy thing made of scraps of paper and wire, borne along by a torrential waterfall to some unknown destination. Her eyes opened with new purpose, piercing down to the tiniest subatomic particle and the largest galaxy, beholding at once the splendour and beauty of the Creation. She trembled softly beneath the blessed pressure of a universe.

Muscles that were, at the same time, far more and far less than mere muscles, pulsed along the wings' length, and they beat, once, twice, three times, pulling at air, at time, at the fabric of existance itself. Stell felt her weight fall away, feet rising from the floor, toes dangling in midair, the power building-

And then came the pain, horrible, jagged needles tearing through her flesh, worming their way centimeter by malicious centimeter into her soul. The bones-that-were-not-bones within the wings' cossamer structure snapped like brittle, dry sticks beneath a sledgehammer. Her back arched, mouth open, scream tearing the night, eyes open in shock and horror. A mind splintered into a million pieces by knife edges beyond the simple level of the human psyche struggled to retain control of its most basic bodily functions, to keep bladder under control, forcing her heart to beat. The gentle light that formed the wings burned and flared, soul-stuff crisping and falling away, ashes fading into nothingness as they left her body. Every muscle was tense, strained to the breaking point, pulling against each other. She couldn't take it any more, she was about to burst from the pressure....

It was over as soon as it began. Like a puppet with its strings cut, she collapsed to the floor, not even noticing the dull thud as her limbs bounced sharply upon concrete. Reflexively, still unable to interpret what her senses were feeding her, she curled up into a foetal ball, head clutched between her arms. The wind chilled flushed skin. For a long time, there was no sound save for her sobbing, soft and insistant, pausing once every few seconds as she choked for breath.

After what seemed like hours, she pushed herself up sharply, face streaked with tears, and stared up into the night sky, aloof and removed, uncaring. "DAMN YOU!" Her voice broke. "Damn you all......" The stars twinkled. She had a distinct impression they were laughing at her.

She lay there, insensate, for a long time before she found the strength, the will to pull herself to her feet, brush the dust and dirt off her skin, and say in a barely-quivering voice, "
Clothes." They formed around her in a heartbeat, undergarments, red one-piece dress, and all, hair swirling back into her customary pony tail. There. A small victory, at least. She turned, feeling a weight deep inside her heart, and walked away from the edge. "Lobby." And she was gone.

In her wake, a star fell.