Now then. I don't have much time for this, let alone much patience. I have made myself promise to finish Josh Stone before tomorrow is over. Now then. This is merely another of my meaningless rants in which I will bring forth facts I have accumulated in my Studys... No this has nothing to do with the Current SAR line of Rants, but I felt like I needed to write this. Now, where was I?

These facts are not in conjunction of the whole of Naze Nani, nor do they represent the ideals or feelings of those associated with Naze Nani. Indeed, even one of the contributors to the site will be mentioned as a case study in this rant. I digress. Onwards.

Signifigant Others, despite their ability to function as Angst releivers and otherwise "Realy Good Things" draw attention away from that which is truly important: us. I base this finding upon two case studys. A one Phil Doyle and another Abdiel. Both of whom have gone missing from the Main Chat Room for Weeks and even Months at a time coming back with excuses of having spent their time with any one "Significant Other." Yes, of course, there are those who have made an effort to combine the two and in turn have deigned to nullify this Distraction effect. The one case I speak of is the Exception, not the Rule. Most times those with SO have made very few if any attempts to even introduce said SO to the FPL, let alone Chat.

Another reasoning behind this Rant is the fact that Flaunting such things as an SO can cause serious emotional problems in Chat relationships. Those of us who have been unable to obtain SO feel belittled by these so called friends abilities to acquire such an presumably simple emotional facet. Going so far as to go on and on about supposid sexual encounters. I don't need to hear that! I have my own problems as is...

Now I'm getting personal. Which is where I should stop. Just be forewarned: SO, although they may be tempting, draw attention away from what is really important.