Former Quotes of the Day
2/09/03: "And if you bore me, you lose your soul to me." Belly
2/08/03: "The sun is nice, but the rain is fine too." Freezepop
1/29/03: "I'm a science-genius girl." Freezepop
1/20/03: "I love that dirty water. Oh, Boston, you're my home." Standells
1/17/03: "There is no flag that is large enough to hide the shame of a man in cuffs." System of a Down
1/09/03: "Nor does nature acknowledge a limit." Newton, Principia
12/06/02: "I like a strong, intimate, manly fellowship, the kind of friendship which rejoices in sharp vigorous exchanges just as love rejoices in bites and scratches which draw blood." Montaigne
11/19/02: "Oh, Chinese warrior, with your heart so cold: Sub-Zero. Whoa, your life is a mystery. Why you wear the mask. Sub-zero." BtAF
10/22/02: "Admettez-le, monsieur, vous êtes soumis à votre femme." Palmeri and Milligan
9/29/02: "[to stewardess offering him food] Sorry, I don't eat anything I can't identify. [to cute woman sitting next to him] That's not always true, of course." Sean Connery in Highlander II
9/24/02: "When you're high, you never want to come down." Guns-n-Roses
9/20/02: "He [Mr. Kalkavage] just called a half-step a 'saucy wiggle'." Mr. Talimini
9/19/02: "Let's do the Time Warp again!" Rocky Horror Picture Show
9/17/02: "I'm afraid of Americans. I'm afraid of the world. I'm afraid I can't help it." David Bowie and Trent Reznor
9/16/02: "Tout est dangereux ici-bas, et tout est nécessaire." Voltaire
9/15/02: "Take me as I am cuz you know I'll never change." VAST
9/12/02: "And we hold these truths to be self-evident:
#1 George W. Bush is not president
#2 America is not a true democracy
#3 The media is not fooling me
cuz I am a poem heeding hyper-distillation
I've got no room for a lie so verbose
I'm looking out over my whole human family
and I'm raising my glass in a toast." Ani DiFranco
9/11/02: "And you can't fight the tears that aren't coming, or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything feels like a movie, yah you bleed just to know you're alive." Goo Goo Dolls
9/07/02: "Le silence éternal de ces espaces infinis m'effraie." Pascal
9/06/02: "Dovie'andi se tovya sagain." Robert Jordan, in the Old Tongue. (This roughly means "Time to toss the dice.")
9/05/02: "Notre natur est dans le mouvement; le repos entier est la mort." Pascal
9/04/02: "Do not eat Meno." written on a table in McDowell
9/03/02: "I wish I'd only look And didn't have to touch. I wish I'd only smell this And didn't have to taste. How can I ignore? This is sex without touching. I'm going to explore. I'm only into this to Enjoy." Bjork
9/02/02: "Elle est beaucoup d'argent." Mr. Robinson, misreading "Elle a beaucoup d'argent."
9/01/02: "You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me." Guns-n-Roses
8/31/02: "Would you like to be my ghoul?" Rob, at the LARP
8/30/02: "Il est rare qu'un homme seul ait envie de rire : l'ensemble s'est animé pour moi d'un sens très fort et même farouche, mais pur." Sartre, "La nausée"
8/28/02: "I speak to hear my voice." Nirvana
8/27/02: "Dammit, Janet, I love you." Rocky Horror Picture Show
8/25/02: Jess: "What time is it?"
Me: "4:20."
8/24/02: Riker [from Star Trek]: "Not to be insensitive, but who's the father?"
Jonathan's computer: "Anne."
8/23/02: "You remind me of the babe." "What babe?" "The babe with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do." "Do what?" "Remind me of the babe." Labyrinth
8/22/02: "There comes a time in every man's life when decisions have to be made: whether to toil, to labor, or just plain piss your days away, away, awaaaay." Dropkick Murphys
8/21/02: "Who is this boss of you? ME! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU! I AM THE BOSS OF YOU!" Zork, Grand Inquisitor
8/10/02: "Did we [the Red Sox] win today?" Me
"Yup, 2-0." Andy
"What happened?" Me
"Pedro pitched." Andy
7/09/02: "The day is done, but I'm having fun." Nirvana
6/05/02: "Out of memory" Adobe InDesign 2.0
5/30/02: Zak: "Only if you live in a tree."
Crysta: "I do live in a tree!"
Zak: "Oh."
FernGully
5/29/02: "There is nothing like a dame." Various
5/09/02: "Goodbye everybody -- I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth." Queen
5/08/02: "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush
5/07/02: "If I was twice the man I could be, I'd still be half of what you need." Nine Inch Nails
5/06/02: Mr. Fisher: "You killed my father."
Mr. Dugan: "Prepare to die."
5/05/02: "May no fate willfully misunderstand me
And half grant what I wish and snatch me away
Not to return. Earth's the right place for love:
I don't know where it's likely to go better.
I'd like to go by climbing a birch tree,
And climb black branches up a snow-white trunk
Toward heaven, till the tree could bear no more,
But dipped its top and set me down again.
That would be good both going and coming back.
One could do worse than be a swinger of birches."
Robert Frost, "Birches"
5/04/02: "So was I once myself a swinger of birches.
And so I dream of going back to be.
It's when I'm weary of considerations,
And life is too much like a pathless wood
Where your face burns and tickles with the cobwebs
Broken across it, and one eye is weeping
From a twig's having lashed across it open.
I'd like to get away from earth awhile
And then come back to it and begin over.
Robert Frost, "Birches"
5/03/02: "There's no crying in baseball!" "A League of Their Own"
5/02/02: "By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes." Shakespeare
5/01/02: "Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the neck down." FernGully
"Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds." Shakespeare
"The ball is going... going... THAT BALL IS GONE!!!" Any non-Yankees ball game radio announcer
4/30/02: "Bye bye Mein Liebe Herr, Farewell mein liebe Herr. It was a fine affair, but now it's over. And though I used to care, I need the open air. You're better off without me mein Herr." Liza Minnelli, "Mein Herr"
4/29/02: "There is no joy in Mudville." Ernest Lawrence Thayer, "Casey at the Bat"
4/28/02: "If I cry me a river of all my confessions, will I drown in my shallow regret?" Sarah McLachlan
4/26/02: "This is the only time I really feel alive." Nine Inch Nails
4/20/02: "Daddy he once told me, 'Son you be hard workin' man.' and Mamma she once told me, 'Son you do the best you can.' but, then one day I met a man who came to me and said, 'Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head.'" Sublime
4/19/02: "I never meant to hurt you, Mi diablo, mi amigo. But I've built up so much character I have an alter ego." Mary Prankster
4/18/02: "I still recall the taste of your tears, echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears. My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore. Scraping through my head 'til I don't want to sleep anymore." Nine Inch Nails
4/17/02: "Hey now Ophelia, Are you looking for a swim? Yeah, your man's done you wrong. So, whatcha gonna do to him? Any Dane'll tell you, girlie, You take a chance with one-night stands. Got a pocket full of posies And a lily in your hands... Into the depths we go, Watch out for the undertow. The tide is high today, Watch you don't get swept away." Mary Prankster
4/16/02: "Others never see you: they surmise about you from uncertain conjectures; they do not see your nature so much as your artifice." Montaigne
4/15/02: "Help, help -- I'm being repressed!" Monty Python and The Holy Grail
4/14/02: "Great! I've been shrunk by an amateur!" Zak in "FernGully"
4/13/02: "There can be no question but that every human being will be afraid to imitate the bad times, and will be imbued with an ardent desire to emulate the good." Niccolò Machiavelli, The Discourses
4/12/02: "Human tales? Humans don't have tales, they have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, 'Hi, Helen!'" Batty Koda in FernGully
4/11/02: "Erbarme dich, mein Gott, Um meiner Zahren willen. Schaue hier, Herz und Auge weint vor dir bitterlich, Erbarme dich!"
4/10/02: "You're made of my rib baby, you're made of my sin. And I can't tell where your lust ends and where your love begins." VAST
4/09/02: "I didn't want to hurt you baby, but you're pretty when you cry." VAST
4/08/02: "I'm not like them, but I can pretend. The sun is gone, but I have a light. The day is done, but I'm having fun. I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy." Nirvana
4/07/02: "Two or more lines, however situated, are always said to converge, either at a finite distance if they meet in one and the same point, or at an infinite distance if they are parallel." Blaise Pascal, "Generation of Conic Sections"
4/06/02: "As far as I can tell, he juggles bowling balls but he's not good at it." Voltaire (the musician, not the author)
4/04/02: "And I'm free! Free falling." Tom Petty
4/03/02: "I don't want to work. I want to bang on the drum all day!"
4/02/02: "I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!" Leonardo DaVinci in the movie "EverAfter"
4/01/02: "And we laughed at the world. They can have their diamonds and we'll have our pearls." Jill Sobule
3/31/02: "Herzliebster Jesu, was hast du verbrochen, das man ein solch hart urteil hat gesprochen? Was ist die schuld, in was fur missetaten bist du geraten?"
3/30/02: "I'm really stoned and I think mom put acid in my orange juice again." Mary Prankster, "Breakfast"
3/29/02: "Could you um doubleclick your mouse?"
3/28/02: "Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long." Tom Cochrane
3/27/02: "The greatest adventure is what lies ahead. Today and tomorrow are yet to be said. The chances, the changes are all yours to make. The mold of your life is in your hands to break. The greatest adventure is there if you're bold. Let go of the moment that life makes you hold. To measure the meaning can make you delay; It's time you stop thinkin' and wasting the day."
"The Greatest Adventure, The Ballad of The Hobbit" from the animated movie The Hobbit
3/26/02: "Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? Or be better off than you are? Or would you rather be on Earth?" TV Show: "Out of This World"
3/25/02: "What, unless biological science is a mass of errors, is the cause of human intelligence and vigour? Hardship and freedom: conditions under which the active, strong, and subtle survive and the weaker go to the wall... Under the new conditions of perfect comfort and security, that restless energy, that with us is our strength, would become weakness." H.G. Wells, The Time Machine
3/24/02: "Baltimore is a provincial, semisouthern city with a deep-rooted inferiority complex..." Dan Shaughnessy
3/23/02: "In Washington State, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin for any reason." Mr. Schwartz
3/22/02: "My moral standing is lying down." Nine Inch Nails
3/21/02: "Je t'aimais, je t'aime, et je t'aimerai." Francis Cabrel
3/20/02: "I looked into your eyes and saw a world that does not exist. I looked into your eyes and saw a world I wish I was in. I'll never find someone quite as touched as you. I'll never love someone quite the way that I loved you." VAST
3/19/02: "I'd still rather have the moon." Belly
3/18/02: "I've had bad dreams -- so bad I threw my pillow away." Belly