Oh, hello.  I'm a Dootsie.  I rule this website with an iron fist.  Or, like, something else.

I'm 20, I'm weird, and all that jazz.  I'm a college student with no future plans and a lot of good ideas.  I knit, I listen to Dave Matthews Band, and I hang out with "the bad kids".  Someday, I'll settle down and be a really nice girl.  Until then, I'll wear too much eyeliner and wonder why I get nasty looks when I cuss and spit.

I've been maintaining a website regularly since I was about twelve.  I've been around the internet quite a while, folks.  I keep this up mostly for the sake of saying I have a website.  Someday, I'll come up with something terribly clever to put here so that you'll think I'm awesome.  Or not.  Until then, deal with the slow updating and soak up my dry wit.

Insert long, boring survey... now:

Name: Amanda or Dootsie.  Sometimes even Harpo.  Just don't call me a cunt and we'll get along.

Birthsday: July 4, 1986.  Oh, I'm serious.

Hair/eye colour and stuff: I'm a pale brunette with green eyes and lots of freckles.

Locale: USA

Pets: I have a half-feral hellbeast kitty named Ava.  My parents keep fish, a black cocker spaniel named Abby and two chihuahua/rat terriers named Dottie and Brownie.

Musics:  Classic hits station faire, Tenacious D, Incubus, Dave Matthews Band, the Eagles, Regina Spektor, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd

Obsessions: Kanzashi, geisha, knitting, holidays, purses, craftiness, Kingdom of Loathing, Harvest Moon, The Sims, cooking, impressing people, shoes, cleverness, weird TV

Favourites:  Oh no...

Colour: Spring Green

Flower: Tiger lilies or orange roses.  Not peach.  Orange.

Bug:  Ooh!  Luna moths or ladybugs.

Season: Probably fall

Holiday: Tossup between Christmas and Hallowe'en

Gemstone: Peridot

Movie: Casablanca

Book: Memoirs of a Geisha

Song: "Two Step" by Dave Matthews Band